1. captain-snark:

daunt:

rainglazed:

helenish:

warmbrightwings:

helenish:

oh shit, Stiles, I know you really needed the money, but was it really a great idea to pose for those pictures for NECKZ ‘n THROATS, the magazine that they sell with a brown wrapper on it that you can only get at that crummy gas station right on the edge of town, what, you think Derek’s never gonna gas up his car and throw a twenty down next to a stick of beef jerky and sort of point up at the magazine and say “one of those, too,” kind of, you know, an impulse buy.

crying about NECKZ ‘n THROATS, one of the many specialty publications that Derek Hale would be excited to discover, because, canon fact: if there’s one person in 2012 who still has a physical porn stash, that person is Derek Hale.

NECKS ‘n THROATS is pretty downmarket, printed on cheap, gritty paper, a lot of black and white pictures; it makes most of its money off phone sex ads (GET READY TO ROLL OVER: REAL ALPHAS, REAL HEAT, REAL TALK, 1-888-KNO-TING and so on) but it’s been groundbreaking in its own way, the first mainstream magazine to include pictures of humans, to include material for alphas and betas in the same publication, the first full frontal knot cover in 1975, a scandal at the time; it’s still technically banned in Arizona and Michigan. 

Only things haven’t been going so well for it lately — bad financial decisions, a scandal back in 2003, the upswing of internet porn sites.  So in a bold move, the magazine started focusing on a shift in demographic.  Not only does it now cater to  alpha’s and betas, but those who don’t fit in the strict human/werewolf binary that society likes to enforce all too enthusiastically.
“Please Stiles, come on, do it for me.”
Lydia wasn’t even joking, gaze serious with an uncharacteristic honesty.  How could Stiles refuse that?  ”I’d only do this for you, you realize this, right?  As much as I’m all for the inclusion of immunes and non conforming shifters like you and Jackson, modelling for a porn magazine is not something I want to have to explain to my dad.”
“It’s barely even porn, Stiles.  Like, just sit there and look alluring.  You don’t even have to take your pants off.”
“For now,” he muttered, but knew he had already lost the argument.
Lydia knew it too.  She reached over to pat him on the shoulder, and Stiles couldn’t regret his decision when she looked so happy.  ”I really appreciate it.  No established models want to risk their career on a move like this, so new faces like you are NECKZ ‘n THROATS best chance.”
“Stop being so grateful, you’re kind of freaking me out,” he laughed.  With a sigh, Stiles reached for a sharpie and began scribbling on his arm.  ”So when did you say I should show up at the office again?”

neckz n throats are you kidding me I AM DEAD
IS IT BAD IF I ASK FOR MORE?

Couldn’t be helped really:

    captain-snark:

    daunt:

    rainglazed:

    helenish:

    warmbrightwings:

    helenish:

    oh shit, Stiles, I know you really needed the money, but was it really a great idea to pose for those pictures for NECKZ ‘n THROATS, the magazine that they sell with a brown wrapper on it that you can only get at that crummy gas station right on the edge of town, what, you think Derek’s never gonna gas up his car and throw a twenty down next to a stick of beef jerky and sort of point up at the magazine and say “one of those, too,” kind of, you know, an impulse buy.

    crying about NECKZ ‘n THROATS, one of the many specialty publications that Derek Hale would be excited to discover, because, canon fact: if there’s one person in 2012 who still has a physical porn stash, that person is Derek Hale.

    NECKS ‘n THROATS is pretty downmarket, printed on cheap, gritty paper, a lot of black and white pictures; it makes most of its money off phone sex ads (GET READY TO ROLL OVER: REAL ALPHAS, REAL HEAT, REAL TALK, 1-888-KNO-TING and so on) but it’s been groundbreaking in its own way, the first mainstream magazine to include pictures of humans, to include material for alphas and betas in the same publication, the first full frontal knot cover in 1975, a scandal at the time; it’s still technically banned in Arizona and Michigan. 

    Only things haven’t been going so well for it lately — bad financial decisions, a scandal back in 2003, the upswing of internet porn sites.  So in a bold move, the magazine started focusing on a shift in demographic.  Not only does it now cater to  alpha’s and betas, but those who don’t fit in the strict human/werewolf binary that society likes to enforce all too enthusiastically.

    “Please Stiles, come on, do it for me.”

    Lydia wasn’t even joking, gaze serious with an uncharacteristic honesty.  How could Stiles refuse that?  ”I’d only do this for you, you realize this, right?  As much as I’m all for the inclusion of immunes and non conforming shifters like you and Jackson, modelling for a porn magazine is not something I want to have to explain to my dad.”

    “It’s barely even porn, Stiles.  Like, just sit there and look alluring.  You don’t even have to take your pants off.”

    “For now,” he muttered, but knew he had already lost the argument.

    Lydia knew it too.  She reached over to pat him on the shoulder, and Stiles couldn’t regret his decision when she looked so happy.  ”I really appreciate it.  No established models want to risk their career on a move like this, so new faces like you are NECKZ ‘n THROATS best chance.”

    “Stop being so grateful, you’re kind of freaking me out,” he laughed.  With a sigh, Stiles reached for a sharpie and began scribbling on his arm.  ”So when did you say I should show up at the office again?”

    neckz n throats are you kidding me I AM DEAD

    IS IT BAD IF I ASK FOR MORE?

    Couldn’t be helped really:

    Reblogged from: captain-snark
  2. theashlynwinchester:

    *writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

    Reblogged from: theashlynwinchester
  3. banryeo:


Chibi wolf!derek/fox!stiles

so once upon a time i met pa IRL and everything was wonderful ^^*
we drew bits on paper together and decided to color this one. and by decided i mean i cant thank pa more for being a total angel with everything <3333 ily
as per usual, the cutest derek from my darling pa, stiles by moi :)

    banryeo:

    Chibi wolf!derek/fox!stiles

    so once upon a time i met pa IRL and everything was wonderful ^^*

    we drew bits on paper together and decided to color this one. and by decided i mean i cant thank pa more for being a total angel with everything <3333 ily

    as per usual, the cutest derek from my darling pa, stiles by moi :)

    Reblogged from: banryeo
  4. it’s sterek week, baes

    Reblogged from: larkspurleaf
  5. Teen Wolf AU: So Stiles’ original plan of insinuating himself into every aspect of Derek’s life and making Derek fall in love with him - mostly by just being everywhere all the time - might not have worked as well as anticipated because Derek is a paranoid bastard, but from where Stiles is standing it looks like it all went okay anyway. 

    Inspired by this post, except that it got sappier.
    Reblogged from: hellasterek
  6. tricksterstiless:

    Teen Wolf AU: When Stile’s doesn’t survive the crash and Lydia feels his death passing through her she starts to think it’s her fault. Evey day she’ll go to her lake house and tries to find a way to connect to him to tell him she’s sorry and it never usually works until one day she hears his voice.

    Reblogged from: stydiatheslayers
  7. Penises and ejaculate and prostate glands occur in nature, but the notion that these anatomical traits comprise a sex—a discrete class, separate and distinct, metaphysically divisible from some other sex, the “other sex” —is simply that: a notion, an idea. The penises exist; the male sex does not. The male sex is socially constructed. It is a political entity that flourishes only through acts of force and sexual terrorism. Apart from the global inferiorization and subordination of those who are defined as “nonmale,” the idea of personal membership in the male sex class would have no recognizable meaning. It would make no sense. No one could be a member of it and no one would think they should be a member of it. There would be no male sex to belong to. That doesn’t mean there wouldn’t still be penises and ejaculate and prostate glands and such. It simply means that the center of our selfhood would not be required to reside inside an utterly fictitious category—a category that only seems real to the extent that those outside it are put down.
    John Stoltenberg | Refusing to Be a Man (1989)
    Reblogged from: carry-on-my-wayward-butt
  8. My OTP belongs to a shitty ass show.
    8 word story (via skyline-daydreaming)
    Reblogged from: mr-steven-brady
  9. My relationship with my followers

    • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
    • Followers:
    • Me:
    • Followers:
    • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
    Reblogged from: heswearsonemmaswan
  10. pyjamazombie:

    sherlockedcompanion:

    i-make-doodles-lol:

    gallifrey-feels:

    cosmo-gyral:

    Who invented the blow job?

    Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

    image

    Probably

    Definitely. 

    Obviously.

    It’s history.

    Reblogged from: youreapunk
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